"Love Comfort!"

What a wife wears to bed is so important to her marriage.  Especially, during the first five years of marriage, it can and will be detrimental to the marriage undercover, of course.  Wearing something comfortable while one is feeding the baby, or going shopping, or simply cleaning house, is totally different from what one chooses to wear to one's marital bed for comfort.

I believe all husbands believe that their marital beds are a grand affair.  They also believe that theirs wives should dress appropriately for the grand affair. 

Remember, Victoria has a secret with wings.  I can tell you this.  It is not all you need to know on how to wear sweatpants to a "grand affair marital bed".  Just saying; nevertheless, it will keep one out of "Sweatpants and Satin Bonnets Divorce Court!"